They said we couldn’t do it,
They said we’d had our fun,
They said Joey was past it,
They said Rayzor couldn’t run!
They said Shocko was on his heels,
And Love was no replacement,
They said Jimmer had lost the plot,
And was hiding in his basement!
They said Spud was a bad addition,
They said Pat was getting old,
They said Aido’s back was packing it in,
They said Sham was starting to fold!
They said Noelie might start up front,
And Jay wasn’t the answer,
They said Andy would play for the 2nds,
And Uis was only a prance!
They said Dan would leak goals,
They said Richie couldn’t hack it,
They said Jordo was getting distracted,
They said Rochey would never crack it!
They said Gav’s antics were catching up,
And Carl wasn’t a winner,
They said Jack hadn’t found his feet,
And Tom was having too much dinner!
They said Rob wouldn’t raise his game,
They said Springer would be thwarted,
They said Dexy would miss a trick,
They said Jeff would be deported!
They said Tallaght were the real deal,
They said VEC were in trouble.
Well fuck them all. They said too much.
Because VEC have a double!
Kevin O’Hanlon – May 2022